Henry and Josie recently celebrated their first birthday! Well, there wasn’t really a celebration, but they were born approximately a year ago. And we’ve really ignored our fur babies on here since Miles was born, so I thought I’d do a quick post about them.
If you were to ask Josie, she’d tell you how we starve her. We never give her food and when she cries because the hunger pains hurt her tiny belly, we just ignore her. See? See how her ribs stick out? Seriously, this is how she acts. She is still compensating for being the runt of the litter and is now much pudgier than Henry.
What do you think these items have in common?

Give up? These are all things that Josie has stolen. She is a klepto. All of these things we have found in her mouth at one time or another. I was playing on the floor with Miles one day when she walked by us and I noticed something shiny in her mouth. I took it out and, yup, it was a quarter. Then another time she stole Greg’s camera memory card and walked off with it. We got it away before she could get too far. She has carried away batteries and pens quite a few times. At 4:30 a.m. on Tuesday, I could hear her out in the hallway. She had a bracelet.

“See how sweet I am? Don’t believe these lies.”
And the fact that she can’t jump hasn’t stopped her. She’s somehow coerced Henry into being her accomplice. He’ll knock things off of the counters for her. Henry, who we call Spidercat, can jump crazy high. And there is no door jamb he won’t scale.
For some reason, the early morning makes them go INSANE. I don’t know if they’re like Birdman, where they get their power from the sun, and they lose their power over the dark night, but I had hoped they’d grow out of it as they got older. No such luck. They play “bet you can’t get me!” around and around and around the center of the house at 5:30 in the morning. It wakes Miles up at least two or three mornings a week.

“We have absolutely no idea what she’s talking about.”
Miles laughs at them and tries to pet them whenever they walk near him. Fortunately they don’t seem to care that he pulls their tails and yanks out hunks of fur.
As I’m writing this, Josie just walked past me with one of Miles’ blocks in her mouth. She’s batting it around and laying on top of it. I can’t even imagine how weird and calm our life would be without them!