9:02 p.m.
Ok, I’m posting this after watching the first hour, so I’ll have to add my thoughts about the winner after that’s announced. I’m still hoping it’s David Cook, because I can’t stand Archie. And yet, I think it might be better, future record-wise, if he doesn’t win.
It was so weird to see ZZ Top on there, especially after we just saw them in concert at the casino last fall. How weird that they go from playing a tiny crowd at the casino to playing on American Idol with David Cook. I bet they’ll get some bigger venues after this.

ZZ Top at the Island Casino last fall
And wasn’t it weird to see Bryan Adams on there? I thought he would look way older. I still… Oh my gosh, I just saw the commercial with David Cook playing Guitar Hero, Risky Business-style. That was actually pretty funny. Anyway, I was saying how it was weird to see Bryan Adams. He looks so short and skinny. I’ve heard that George Michael is supposed to be on here tonight, so we’ll see.
Anyway, more later…
9:07 p.m.
Ok, is it just me? What’s up with these Jonas Brothers? I just don’t think they’re all that fabulous. They’re not even that cute. I guess I’m not the target audience, so maybe if I was a 13-year-old girl I’d be in love with them. Ok, out for now.
9:10 p.m.
Greg just got back from the gas station, where it cost him $67.00 to fill up his truck at $4.09/gal. Yikes.
9:12 p.m.
I love that this Renaldo dude is still wearing his freaky white outfit. After I saw him singing this during auditions I had it stuck in my head. “I am your brother, your best friend forever…” I love how they just cut him off and went to commercial. They’ll probably have to bring out the hook to get him off the stage.
9:20 p.m.
Just a note to Archie: OPEN YOUR EYES!!! This drives me CRAZY!!! Open your eyes when you sing! Didn’t you listen to Andrew Lloyd Webber? If you lose, it will be because you wouldn’t open your eyes.
9:31 p.m.
I really liked Gladys Knight’s new Pips. Except Ben Stiller. I hate that guy. Jack Black’s facial expressions always crack me up. And Robert Downey Jr. was pretty funny, too.
9:35 p.m.
What the heck is Carrie Underwood wearing? Who told her it would be a good idea to wear that thing? It looks like something Reba McEntire would’ve worn in the 80s (see this video evidence, and check out the hats) with a scarf sewn to the sleeves. Greg said he thinks she looks good. Of course, he’s not actually looking at her clothes.
9:43 p.m.
I liked the David Cook version of the Guitar Hero commercial better than Archie’s. Oh, and is this going to be George Michael? Every time I hear Amanda Overmyer sing tonight I wonder how she made it this far. Girl is not a singer. Oh, and funny how they had David Hernandez, former stripper, sing the “naked” line. And there’s George Michael! But what kind of crappy, slow song is he singing? Rock it out, Georgie! Those sunglasses are hideous. Looks like he borrowed them from Elvis during his fat, white jumpsuit days. Actually, at certain angles when you don’t notice his stubble, he looks like a really butch grandma, like the one from Napoleon Dynamite. Make yourself a dang quesadilla, George! Maybe he borrowed the sunglasses from his grandma?
9:52 p.m.
George moved Paula to tears. Not hard to do. What the heck did he just say to Ryan Seacrest? He has a cold? I could not understand that at all.
9:58 p.m.
Oh my gosh, here we go! Greg interjects here that David Cook has a giant head, but I think he just looks big compared to Archie. But is he wearing guyliner? Sure looks like it. Anyway, and the winner is… come on, get to it already! It is… DAVID COOK! I can’t believe he actually won! I’m so glad! I bet Archie’s dad is pissed. There goes all the money he was going to make off his prize show dog son. Here he goes, singing that stupid winning song. They need to do something better for next year, because all of these winning songs suck. They always do. Why don’t they just hire a real songwriter? I bet Diane Warren could come up with something cheesy and inspiring like they want, but it would be better.
10:05 p.m.
Well, that’s it! Sorry if you didn’t watch American Idol and this post makes no sense to you. Leah out!